by the way, I just spread a email virus into your account. Your computer is now locked up until Minako saves it....cause she knows the password...and you don't...say goodbye to your computer...by the time you finish reading this, your computer will be broken....heh, heh, heh, heh....THE PRIESTESSES OF BARBIES AND KHALA (the sarcastic goddess of dolls) WILL HAVE THEIR ULTIMATE REVENGE.....
okay, ummm, that's enough for now. Watch out for the sequel to Darien defeats the Goddess of Barbies....
-From the Voodoo gypsies...not to mention the Flower Seed and Love Spirit and Snow Dragon and Ice Blossom and Cherry Blossom and yes...THE UN-COCKROACH BUNBUN!!!
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READ ON THE GHOST OF KHALA COMMANDS YOU!!!!!!!
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SCROLL DOWN!!!! THE GHOST WILL DEFEAT YOU IF YOU DON'T.......
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P.S. IF YOU ARE STILL WAITING FOR YOUR COMPUTER TO BLOW UP I SHALL CONSIDER YOU TOO STUPID TO BE CLASSIFIED AS STUPID..................
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P.P.S. ARE YOU STILL WAITING?
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my lord, what an idiot you are......
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This is by Love Spirit
gee, do you expect any more messages calling you stupid???
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See, the ghost of Khala is peeking at you............. it shall have its revenge....
NO, I really didn't purposely send the emails to you twice.....you
actually believed that???? Hah. Have you ever of SARCASM!!!! Of course
I purposely sent them to you twice!!!........
Hah!! Gotcha again, I didn't send them to you twice on purpose!!!!!!!
Oh gosh, you're so easily fooled (FREAK!!!) By the way, Did you scream
when you saw three e-mails from me in your account at the same time??
you would have made a funny sight. guess how much fun I have reviewing
again and again the e-mails I have sent you and the replies I have
gotten back from you. (yes, I actually save the letters)(they are
extremely funny)(do you believe that??)
Email back so I can spice up my boring summer with some totally crazy
letters....(FREAK!!)(actually I'm the one sending the crazy
letters)(you're the one sending freakish ones)(I enjoy reading my own
letters)(I feel as if my split personality help me do this)(I save
them)(and cackle over them later, heh, heh, heh)(I spend much time
rolling on the floor in laughter looking back on these
letters.....
GREETINGS FROM THE FLOOR!!....TAKE ME TO YOUR LEADER!!!...I HAVE COME TO PREVENT THE MUTATIONS OF BARBIE DOLLS AS THEY ARE DEFEATED BY ALUMINMUM MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!.............the floor is a heavenly being......let us pray to the flooooooorrr .....bomipopo, bomipopo, bomipopo (do you believe that!!!)
-The Pink Walrus Gang(inside joke... don't even try to use this on Geocities!! It's MINE!)
Well, Freak, welcome to the second episode of Darien versus the Goddess
Khala of Barbies......WHOOPS......Gotta go!!!! I'm late......Seee
yaaaaaaa (or not ;>)
The Goddess Khala shall strike again some other day...
P.S. Minako made this(in case you don't know I mean the picture)(don't ask
which picture)(the world is without hope if you do.......)(Don't worry, you can't see the picture. It's R rated....)(just kidding, god!! You're so gullible!!)
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P.P.S. Are you still waiting for the computer to blow up?????????!!!! (the world does not need genetic failures like you if you really are waiting)if you're not then there is some hope left for you.......
??!! or bomb your house if you like? It depends on what you want. I can't help it that I'm NOT GOING to so ha. ha ha ha ha.hahahahahahah!! hehehehehehehehh
Here's one in Chinese for you... guess what it means?? No its not a type of tofu!!! HOw dare you say that??! You're calling one of the most respected religions in the world, NOOOO!!! NOT TOFU!! NOT THE EVIL TOFU!!!! KEEP THE TOFU AWAY FROM ME!! THE TOFU IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH SOYBEANS!!! AHHH!! THE IS REVOLTING!! HELP, THE TOFU IS BECOMING MUTATED!! NOOO, THE AND THE KOW, THE KOW, THE KOW IS BECOMING MORE POPULAR!!!!!! OINK OINK OINK OINK!!!!! THE COW IS MUTATED, IT HAS BEEN GENE-SPLICED AND CLONED WITH A PIG!!!THE CIG (COW+PIG) ARE MUTINYING!!!! BEWARE THE CIG MOINK MOINK MOINK MOINK MOINK MOINK MOINK.
YOU CANNOT RESIST THE DARK SIDE OF THE CIG!!!!! THE SITH CIGS ARE ABOUT TO ATTACK!!!
THE SOYBEAN MILK IS FLOODING THE WORLD....... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOOK INTO THE FRIDGE, DON'T DON'T DON'T!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ATTACK THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!! FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOOOOOOOOOK AT THE FRIDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! fREAK, FrEaK!!!! fReAk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FRIDGE IS A FREAK!!!!!! YOU ARE A FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! THE FRIDGE IS CLASSIFIED IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS YOU!!! AS JO WOULD SAY:(WELL ACTUALLY JO DOESN'T SAY THE TOFU GOD BUT YOU GET THE IDEA)(OR DON'T YOU)(WELL YOU MIGHT NOT IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR YOUR WEBTV TO BLOW UP ALONG WITH YOU)(wHAT DO i CaRE??!!!!) you FREAKSTER!!!!!!! YOUFREAKS!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU THE FRIDGE ARE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! freak
FREAK!!!!!!!! DOon't foprget The end........ Or maybe not........ heheheheheheheh *cackle* beware the revolting cows!!!!!!!!!!!! -The Pink Walrus gang strikes again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The same email, as Darien saw it... with the HTML coding showing...
, do YOU really want ME to send YOU some??!! or bomb your house if you like? It depends on what you want. I can't help it that I'm NOT GOING to so ha. ha ha ha ha.hahahahahahah!! hehehehehehehehh
Have you noticed you've started a swearing habit??! Everytime you email me, you email me a new swear word! Keep it up!! THe more the merrier!! What if you run out?!.... oh dear... maybe you know some swear words in other language....Here's one in Chinese for you... guess what it means?? No its not a type of tofu!!! HOw dare you say that??! You're calling one of the most respected religions in the world, NOOOO!!! NOT TOFU!! NOT THE EVIL TOFU!!!! KEEP THE TOFU AWAY FROM ME!! THE TOFU IS ATTACKING!!!!!!!!! ALONG WITH SOYBEANS!!! AHHH!! THE IS REVOLTING!! HELP, THE TOFU IS BECOMING MUTATED!! NOOO, THE AND THE KOW, THE KOW, THE KOW IS BECOMING MORE POPULAR!!!!!! OINK OINK OINK OINK!!!!! THE COW IS MUTATED, IT HAS BEEN GENE-SPLICED AND CLONED WITH A PIG!!!THE CIG (COW+PIG) ARE MUTINYING!!!! BEWARE THE CIG MOINK MOINK MOINK MOINK MOINK MOINK MOINK.
YOU CANNOT RESIST THE DARK SIDE OF THE CIG!!!!! THE SITH CIGS ARE ABOUT TO ATTACK!!!
THE SOYBEAN MILK IS FLOODING THE WORLD....... NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOOK INTO THE FRIDGE, DON'T DON'T DON'T!!!!!!!!!! DON'T ATTACK THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!! FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DON'T LOOOOOOOOOK AT THE FRIDGEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!! fREAK, FrEaK!!!! fReAk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FRIDGE IS A FREAK!!!!!! YOU ARE A FREAK!!!!!!!!!!! THE FRIDGE IS CLASSIFIED IN THE SAME CATEGORY AS YOU!!! AS JO WOULD SAY:(WELL ACTUALLY JO DOESN'T SAY THE TOFU GOD BUT YOU GET THE IDEA)(OR DON'T YOU)(WELL YOU MIGHT NOT IF YOU ARE WAITING FOR YOUR WEBTV TO BLOW UP ALONG WITH YOU)(wHAT DO i CaRE??!!!!) you FREAKSTER!!!!!!! YOUFREAKS!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU THE FRIDGE ARE FREAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! freak
FREAK!!!!!!!! DOon't foprget The end........ Or maybe not........ heheheheheheheh *cackle* beware the revolting cows!!!!!!!!!!!! -The Pink Walrus gang strikes again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thash al 4 naw! Sez ya latter, allidoter!! I don't think I'll send any more crazed letters to Darien, he's really getting freaked out!!