The letter that started it all...
HELLO, GUESS WHO I AM. YES I AM HANAKO. ON BEHALF OF MINAKO I AM
EMAILING OR YOU MIGHT HAVE GUESSED THAT ALREADY. MINAKO IS IN LOVE WITH
YOU. SHE IS UNHAPPY AND JEALOUS ABOUT MAIANN (MY ANT). WELCOME TO
LOONEY TUNES. SHE WILL COMMIT SUICIDE. YOU LIKE MAIANN DON'T YOU? SHE
TOLD ME YOU ARE DATING HER. PLUS FLIRTING AND HUGGING HER.....{NOT MY
OBSERVATION BUT MINAKO'S FRIEND [NOT ME] (I'M HER GOOD FRIEND THOUGH)(I'M
NOT CRAZY THOUGH)(MINAKO IS MADLY IN LOVE WITH YOU)(I HAVE NO SENSE OF
GRAMMAR)(I LIKE PARENTHESES AND BRACKETS)(MRS. MASHED WOULD KILL ME FOR
THIS)(PARENTHESES ARE COOL!!!)(YES I AM WEEEIRD AS YOU SAID SO)(YES I
HEARD THAT YOU SAID THAT I WAS WEIRD)(NO I AM NOT OFFENDED)(MINAKO IS IN
LOVE)(I AM ROLLING ON THE FLOOR IN LAUGHTER)(I'M HYPER AND SO IS MINAKO)}.
GOODBYE, SAYONARA, BON VOYAGE, ADIOS, ZAI JIAN, GO AWAY!
NOT VERY SINCERELY,
HANAKO
P.S. MINAKO IS A GOOD FRIEND, SHE IS NOW SEVERELY DEPRESSED (ALL THANKS TO
YOU!)(UNGRATEFUL SOUL)(CAN'T YOU SEE SHE LIKES YOU)(EVIL PERSON)(YOU
HAVE NO SYMPATHY)(YOU HAVE TOO MUCH PITY)(YOU ARE TOO HYPER)(THAT'S
WHY SHE LIKES YOU)(SAKURA SAYS I'M WEIRD)(I AGREE)(SHE SAYS YOU'RE
WEIRD)(I AGREE)(I SAY YOU ARE WEIRD)(I AGREE)
REPLY FROM DARIEN
um......ok.......whatever.........first of all, i haven't hugged Maiann
or flirt with her. we barely even talk. so there. second, you're a
freak. i'm wondering if it will cheer Minako up if i send her a flower.
(you didn't hear it from me.) i wanna know what her fifth period class
is (the room number.) ok? gotta go now. bye.
=)Darien.
The second...
HELLO. GUESS WHO. YES, THIS IS HANAKO AGAIN. UNFORTUNATELY I
HAVE TO WRITE TO YOU AGAIN. YOU ARE A LIER (I AGREE).I
AM NOT A FREAK! I AM JUST WEIRD,THAT'S ALL. SO ARE YOU.
I DON'T THINK MINAKO WOULD BE CHEERED UP MUCH. BUT I DON'T
KNOW HER 5TH PERIOD CLASS. I THINK YOU JUST ASK THE
PEOPLE WHO SELL THE FLOWERS. MINAKO TOLD ME THAT SHE
GOT YOUR 5TH PERIOD CLASSROOM NUMBER THAT WAY.(SHE
SAID SHE KNOWS YOUR WHOLE SCHEDULE)(SHE IS MADLY IN
LOVE WITH YOU)(I WOULD BE DEAD BY NOW IF MRS. MASHED
FOUND OUT I WRITE LIKE THIS)
YOURS UNTRULY,
HANAKO
This is Minako's letter, impersonating me after she hacked into my account with the help of a subneutronic bomb. It's her first, but she'll get better, well, now she's saying she's good. Hmmmm.... we'll see.....
Darien's reply
FREAK!
Darien's second reply
Why the hell did you write to me? Are you at the library or something?
Go bug Minako, kay? I don't wanna talk about Minako, I don't wanna know Minako, I
wish I never met her.
Kapeesh? Now leave me alone.
oh.....almost forgot.....Heeeeellllloooo. (Inside joke... its very annoying....)
Just a note... I, Hanako, *accidently* sent the second letter to him twice... that's why he's really pissed off... *whoops*.
I'M NO FREAK, YOUY'RE THE FREAK, HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A FREAK? OF
COURSE SAKURA SAYS EVERYONE WHOSE A FREAK CALL EACH OTHER FREAK AND
MINAKO SAYS I'M FREAKISH AND MY BROTHER CALLS ME A FREAK(HE'S THE FREAK),
I'M NO FREAK, I'M JUST WEIRD WITH A WEIRD PERSONALITY BUT NO STREAK OF
FREAK IN IT. YOU HOWEVER, HAVE PLENTY OF FREAK IN YOU...
ANYHOW, YOU'RE A FREAK AND I'M NOT. THAT'S WAS SOMETHING I REALLY
NEED TO CLEAR UP. CALL ME OTHER NAMES BUT NOT FREAK. I HOWEVER WILL
CALL YOU A FREAK, AND A WAY TOO ENERGIZED ENERGIZER BATTERY. SO THERE.
I'VE SAID WHAT I HAVE TO SAY.
PERSONALLY I THINK MINAKO'S A FREAK FOR LIKEING YOU AND YOU A FREAK FOR
NOT LIKING HER. FACE IT. EVERYON'ES A FREAK.(FREAK!). THAT'S NOT TRUE
ABOUT MIANN (MY ANT)(GET THE JOKE?)(OR YOU MIGHT NOT)(IT'S STILL
FUNNY) SINCE MINAKO'S FRIEND(NOT ME)(I'M STILL HER FRIEND)(JUST NOT THE
ONE THAT SAID THIS)(JUST DON'T ASK) WAS A HUNDRED PERCENT POSITIVE
THAT YOU WERE HUGGING MIANN (MY AUNT)(DO YOU GET THIS)(OR NO)(THIS
DOESN'T MEAN MY AUNT OF COURSE BUT YOU'LL GET IT SOMEDAY) AT LEAST 2
TIMES. MINAKO IS HEARTBROKEN (sniff, sniff, sniff...) ALL THANKS TO YOU,
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SUNSINE (MINAKO'S THE SUNSHINE).
LITTLE MINAKO (sweet little minako) ADORES YOU BUT INSTEAD YOU FALL
FOR THE EVIL QUEEN BERYL(evil, evil ant!). SOME PRINCE ENDYMION (evil,
evil, evil, evil ...) YOU MAKE!!! WHILE MINAKO'S FRIENDS, SAKURA AND
HANAKO LOOK ON, YOU PRACTICALLY KILL LITTLE MINAKO LIKE THE EVIL
SPIRIT YOU ARE! YOU'RE WORSE THAN THE DARK PHANTOM. DESTROY INNOCENT
MINAKO DO YOU! HANAKO AND SAKURA SHALL TAKE REVENGE WHILE LITTLE
MINAKO TURNS INTO THE QUEEN OF VENUS AND ANNIHILATE YOU!!!(hee, hee,
hee...) TOGETHER THE FRIENDS OF PRINCESS MINAKO SHALL DESTROY EVIL
PRINCE ENDYMION WITH THE POWER OF VENUS
DARIEN'S ANNOYED REPLY
What the Hell are you talking about, freak?! I don't care who Minako
or
whatever it is is! Another thing is that I've never even hugged
Maiann.
Trust me. Even go and ask her. We only talk. Anyways, I just wanted
to
say................................................................................................................................................................................................................that...........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................you...........................are.........................................a.................................................................................................FREAK!
F-r-e-a-k!
This is amazing, this is the first time he sweared at me!!! *WOW* *Amazing!!*